STARFARCE
…in a galaxy far far away… where EVIL is really, really tiny.
Staffel 1 · GALACTIC PESTS · the TV show that never was but always should have
OFFICIAL TRAILER
27 seconds. Every one of them earned.
THE ARCADE
six games · zero microtransactions · the lamp remains undefeated
💡 A NEW MOTH
You are the moth. The lamp calls. Resist. (You will not resist.)
💨 THE EMPIRE SPRAYS BACK
Dodge Aerosol One. Altitude is a lifestyle.
✋ ATTACK OF THE DRONES
Command the swarm — until 17:00 sharp. Then command nothing.
📰 ROGUE FLY
Deliver the blueprints. The newspaper disagrees.
🦵 THE LAST MOSQUITO
One ankle. One dynasty. One very loud whine.
⚔️ BATTLE OF THE BACKYARD
Both fleets. Eleven grams. Full commitment.
THE SUNDAY FUNNIES
syndicated nowhere · beloved regardless
strip №1 — "The Recruitment" · more strips as the war develops
STAFFEL 1 — PREVIZ
animatic previsualisation · silent-film grammar · sound design in orbit
PILOT — A NEW MOTH
STARFARCE scores its historic first air-to-air kill. The moth, technically, is killed by a lamp.
"Size isn't everything. Accuracy is also negotiable."
E2 — THE EMPIRE SPRAYS BACK
Superweapon "Aerosol One" deploys. The Armada's countermeasure: flying slightly higher.
"Chemical warfare: now with lemon scent."
E3 — RETURN OF THE GNAT
He survived the merlot. He remembers nothing. He attacks the same wine glass three times.
"Never forget. Or do. Who can say."
E4 — THE PHANTOM MITE
A mole in high command. A tribunal. A crumb, exonerated posthumously (eaten).
"The traitor was the friends we couldn't see all along."
E5 — ATTACK OF THE DRONES
The swarm performs one flawless menacing formation — then unionizes and lands at 17:00 sharp.
"Collective bargaining: the real force awakens."
E6 — REVENGE OF THE MOTH
Massed assault on the porch light. Wave after wave, heroically bonked.
"The light side always wins. Literally."
E7 — ROGUE FLY
A defector carries the Pest Star's blueprints through the kitchen, pursued by both fleets and a newspaper.
"Secrets land face-down in mayo."
E8 — THE LARVA AWAKENS
A chosen one stirs in the rain barrel. Its first prophecy is wrong about the swatter's color.
"The chosen one has a 50/50 record."
E9 — THE LAST MOSQUITO
Darth Mosquito's final run at the legendary Ankle — betrayed, at the end, by his own war cry.
"His final words: BZZZZZZ. They were always BZZZZZZ."
E10 — SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING
The Battle of the Backyard. The Hand closes the patio door. War postponed due to weather.
"To be continued — when someone opens a window."
E11 — THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL
Christmas ceasefire on the windowsill. Nobody signed anything. Darth Mosquito brought a gift: a smaller mosquito.
"Peace on Earth. Terms and conditions apply."
THE CAST
- DARTH MOSQUITO — Sith lord. His menacing breathing is just whining at 400 Hz.
- ZZ-9 "ZIZZI" — plucky STARFARCE micro-drone. One rotor squeaks. Dreams of the big leagues.
- GENERAL MOTH-EATEN — brilliant strategist; flies into every lamp mid-briefing.
- ADMIRAL ACKBUG — "It's a fly trap!" Always right. Never listened to.
- OBI-WAN DEET-KENOBI — retired exterminator hologram; speaks only in safety-data-sheet quotations.
- THE PEST STAR — walnut-sized dreadnought with legally distinct grumpiness. Not a moon. Not even a pebble.
- THE HAND — appears rarely, from above, like weather. Both fleets fear The Hand.